A picture with a smile

- and perhaps, a tear.
So my mom was packing stuff for her weekend trip and I spotted a sweater and said “What the actuaaaaal? How cool is thaaaaat?! It’s so 90s! OMG!!!”And she was like “I bought that last week….”I borrowed it from her and look so damn cool today, so bad ass, and now she’s like “Now I can’t wear it anymore because you said it’s 90s. I didn’t realise that until you’ve said it.”"But why can’t you wear it anymore, mom?""If you wear it everyone thinks you’re a cool hipster. If I wear it they’ll think I kept this thing in my closet for the past 20 fucking years."

So my mom was packing stuff for her weekend trip and I spotted a sweater and said “What the actuaaaaal? How cool is thaaaaat?! It’s so 90s! OMG!!!”
And she was like “I bought that last week….”
I borrowed it from her and look so damn cool today, so bad ass, and now she’s like “Now I can’t wear it anymore because you said it’s 90s. I didn’t realise that until you’ve said it.”
"But why can’t you wear it anymore, mom?"
"If you wear it everyone thinks you’re a cool hipster. If I wear it they’ll think I kept this thing in my closet for the past 20 fucking years."

#selfie #about me #looking so damn hot

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via philspookins)

#pull a Pavlov! #PULL A PAVLOV!!!!! #My friend gave me the book about this dog #because the dog's name is Maddie #and I am Maddie too! #oh my god #not this early in the morning!!!! #yes
harbek:

Petition to build a time machine, go back in time, and give Stargate SG-1’s Daniel Jackson a shower scene.

This image loaded very slowly from top to bottom and while I was waiting I kept praying that there wasn’t gonna be a towel.

harbek:

Petition to build a time machine, go back in time, and give Stargate SG-1’s Daniel Jackson a shower scene.

This image loaded very slowly from top to bottom and while I was waiting I kept praying that there wasn’t gonna be a towel.

#milky-way's no.1 bad ass good guy #SG1 #YOU'RE SO SWEET! #Malin Thunder!

Gonna watch Frankenstein with Benedict Cumberbatch and Jonny Lee Miller again. Thank you National Theatre for recording your stuff.
Also this means I’m gonna meet Anja again and we’ll have a great time!
You might remember her from my post about the Hobbit premiere where I took a picture of her with Benedict.

#Frankenstein #benedict cumberbatch #Jonny Lee Miller #burdenedwithgloriousshawarma

thegreatgame:

Ylvis: Time For Hobbies- Camping (x)

For those wondering what the hell is going on, they are attempting to demonstrate their camping skills in the back of a moving semi-truck. It’s quite amusing to watch.

(via shandydann)

#classic #Ylvis

Sooooo. What will I watch next on Netflix?

#my netflix life #Malin's dog as cute as Malin! #the Thunder dog! #cuddly science dork #SGA